Without going into too much detail, it’s safe to say that toilets are a normal part of our everyday lives. Unfortunately for us, the toilets we sometimes encounter aren’t always the cleanest or nicest looking toilets. The thing about toilets is that they can come in so many different forms. They can be tall, short, they take up a lot of space, or nearly none at all. Then some toilets can be scary! We’ve put together a list of toilets that show just how weird and scary they can get. So, have a seat, get comfortable, and enjoy the list!
Staring Back
We have no clue what’s going on with this toilet. Imagine if you were up late at night, looked out of your window, and then you saw this toilet staring back at you. Why is it even in the window? We aren’t sure how this toilet got there, but it’s pretty obvious that it is up to no good. The person who snapped this photo probably has nightmares about toilets now.
This is a bit weird, but it’s also really funny. Maybe it’s a joke between these two neighbors, or maybe this toilet comes to life at night to terrorize people.
Carpet Toilet
Nothing about this looks comfortable. And we’re not even going to go into to discussion about why it’s so bad to have your toilet on top of carpet. This seems like something you’d see in Texas or Arizona, or some state with snakes because the inside definitely looks like the scales of a rattlesnake. That’s all we can think of. Why would you want to feel so enclosed when going to the bathroom?
This must be from a different decade. It looks like it’s from the 60s or 70s because it’s definitely not recent. Let’s hope this toilet was just one of a kind and not that popular.
Interesting Design
This bathroom isn’t all that bad. The design is interesting and unique, and it looks like it's clean! But then you see the statue of Jesus and it gets a bit weird. Jesus is supposed to look over people and protect them, but we’re not sure he needs to be doing that in the bathroom. That seems like an invasion of privacy, even for him. We’re sure this statue has seen some crazy things.
We’ve seen religious figures in houses before, but we’re not sure we can ever remember seeing one in a bathroom! We would probably turn Jesus around before using the restroom.
Can Be Handy
We really hope that this is a joke and not a toilet that people actually stop to use. Imagine you’re running late for work, you head down the steps from your apartment, and then you see your neighbor on the toilet. You would be traumatized after something like that! We need some answers to why this is on the steps in the first place! Whoever designed this place needs to never be hired again!
The only good thing we can see out of this toilet is if you have had a long day and can’t wait to get to your own apartment, that would be there in handy. Other than that, it’s pretty bad.
Couples Toilet
Couples do a lot of things together, but we’re not sure that using the bathroom together is something that needs to happen. This seems like an invasion of privacy, and like it would be really uncomfortable. The last thing we want to do when going to the bathroom is look over and see the person we love. That would be too strange. The conversations afterward would be so awkward.
Imagine going to a friend’s house for dinner and seeing this. You’d laugh at first, but then you wouldn’t be able to get the images of them using it together out of your head.
Not Claustrophobia-Proof
Our claustrophobia just got turned up a notch with this picture. This must be a toilet for the world’s skinniest person. Most human shoulders are too wide to fit into this room comfortably. Out of the toilets we’ve seen so far, this one is the scariest. It looks intimidating and like bad things have happened in this room before. We would just wait until we got home to go to the bathroom.
We have to assume that this was probably the result of bad planning on the part of the planners and the builders. We don’t want to believe that this was done purposefully.
Cabinet Toilet
The energy of this photo is very demented. For starters, that looks like a cabinet that you may put clothes or something in, but it’s instead housing a toilet. Secondly, the design in the bathroom looks better suited for a store or restaurant, not a house. Thirdly, there are a microwave and kitchen utensils just outside the bathroom which is so unsanitary. This picture is just all-around upsetting to us.
There is no way we would use this bathroom. As soon as we opened the door, we would close it right back. This photo looks like something from a murder scene.
Hackers
This guy looks like a hacker, and hackers are strange people anyways. So, nothing about this photo is really that surprising. If there is anything that we are confused about, it’s the fact that he was able to turn a toilet into a computer. That, and the fact that he is comfortable with eating his food off the lid of the toilet. This is an unsettling toilet. Which makes it perfect for this list.
Hackers aren’t known to be the most hygienic of people, so we wouldn’t be surprised if this dude wasn’t the only hacker eating on a toilet. It makes sense for them!
Trypophobia
If you have trypophobia, the fear of holes, then this toilet is not for you. You would probably be too scared to use it the second you saw it. But more importantly, how do you use this toilet without creating a huge mess? There is no way that any water would stay in it. Also, the holes just give off a strange and creepy feeling. Seems like some weird guy’s science project.
We could have gone our whole lives without ever seeing this photo of this demented toilet. There is nothing good about it. If you ever come across this toilet, head in the opposite direction.
Prank
Something tells us that this may be a prank. Either way, that is without a doubt a toilet that we would want to stay away from. Not only would nothing be able to go in it, but you also can’t even see the handle. You’d have to tear through the tape or paper, or whatever that is to get to it. This would be terrifying to walk into if you didn’t know it was there. You’d feel like you were dreaming.
We love a good prank, and we really hope that this is what this is. Because if not, then we’re a bit confused about what’s going on. This toilet is downright horrifying though.
Disturbing
There are probably a million things that we can say about this photo, but so many of the are inappropriate that we’re just going to keep it as simple as possible. This photo now takes the first place of the most disturbing on this list. It’s easily the scariest toilet thus far. We don’t know why this grown man is in the toilet, and we don’t want to know why he’s in the toilet.
People are so weird. That’s the kindest and least profane way of saying what we really want to say. After seeing this photo, we’re not sure there will be one that can beat it.
Portal
We know a portal to another dimension when we see one. That’s exactly what this is. If someone gets too close to it, they are going to fall in and won’t be able to get out. If it’s not a portal to another world, then someone needs to go to the doctor because anything that comes out of your body and glows is obviously not good! This toilet has some ominous vibes coming from it.
We can’t think of anything worse than going into the bathroom, turning around, and seeing the toilet bowl glowing. We’d probably stop in our tracks and try to think about what was going on.
The Thrill
Seems like companies have finally made a toilet for thrill seekers. If you are willing to put your life on the line by skydiving, then you can do the same for having to go to the restroom. What makes this so funny is how it’s tucked away. This is as hilarious as it is scary. You would be so spooked if you came down the steps and saw someone there.
This is a cursed toilet if we’ve ever seen one. Not only that, but it also doesn’t look like there is any paper. If you choose to use this toilet, then good luck to you.
Duel
Now you can have a toilet duel. You and a friend, or even someone that you don’t know, can go head-to-head to see who finishes using the toilet first. Would it be a little strange? Absolutely. But it would also be something that you would never forget. On a serious note, we have no clue why these toilets are so close to one another. What good can come from this?
If this was the only available toilet, and we really had to go, we would just hold it and go somewhere else. This would be a little too awkward to handle.
Creepy
This is a very small toilet for a very small person. It being behind a door and in the wall gives it very strange energy. We would be scared to use it, that’s if we could even fit in the small opening that it's in. We’re pretty sure that this was originally there but then was built around. Either way, it’s creepy. We’d hate to accidentally open that door and see someone sitting there.
This is unsettling in so many ways. It would be terrifying if it just randomly flushed on its own behind the door and you could hear it. You would be freaking out.
Catty Behavior
We know people can do some crazy things when people they are in a bad financial situation, but this is next-level bad. Whatever cat owns that litter box is going to be angry when they see they aren’t the only one using it. We know there are some people who would use this litter box, and that is an image we wish we could erase from our minds.
We’re sure there are about 100 different ways to handle this problem. This just seems lazy on the part of the person. Their cat is going to claw their eyes out because of this!
Fungus
And the award for a photo that makes us want to vomit goes to this one. Fungus can grow just about anywhere, but it needs the right mixture of things to help it grow. If it is wet, damp, and humid enough in this bathroom, it’s the perfect place for mushrooms. But what makes this strange is just how big they are. These people clearly saw these growing and did nothing.
This is disgusting. If you went to the bathroom not knowing that these were there, you would be terrified when you saw them. They’d look like an alien lifeform to you.
The Wall
The instructions are both helpful and terrifying. But standing on that grate seems like it would make it give way, and then you would fall into some deep, dark dungeon that belongs to a sadistic killer. We would find somewhere else to pee. This place is clearly a trap meant to capture some unsuspecting tourist. If people watched more movies, they would know not to step foot in somewhere that looks like this!
This place must smell horrid. There doesn’t seem to be ventilation. And if everyone is peeing on the wall and it’s running into the grate, then your shoes are going to be covered in pee.
OkAy...
Well, this is disturbing. We’re not sure where this is, or why the urinals are faces, but we hope that we never come across this place in our travels. Those faces are so strange and creepy. And why is there a bug in a military tank on the back wall? What is going on in this bathroom? Whoever designed this bathroom clearly had a few too many drinks beforehand.
Imagine flicking on the lights to the bathroom and this is what you see. We would so quickly turn the lights back off and head down the hall to another bathroom.
Interrogation Room
It looks like this toilet is in an interrogation room. This may be one of the more intimidating toilets on this list. It’s not disgusting or weird like the others, but the aura surrounding it is very menacing. It seems like as soon as you walk through that door something bad is going to happen to you. We would think twice about using this toilet if we ever walked past it.
The strangest thing may be the fact that the window on the door is lined up with the toilet. It would be so awkward to make eye contact with someone as you walk past the door.
Kitchen Toilet
Having a toilet in your kitchen would be convenient if you ever needed to go really bad but didn’t want to leave the stove. But the smell, the chance of dropping food in the toilet, and just the lack of cleanliness, in general, would be bad. This would be a shock to see if you had a guest come over and they had no clue your toilet was like this.
Some ideas should just stay ideas. There isn’t a need to have a toilet in your kitchen. You can walk the 10-15 steps it takes to get to the bathroom. Your food will be fine!
Forget Privacy
Sometimes you just need a minute or so to try to figure out what’s going on. Who thought this would be a good idea for a bathroom? First off, that’s way too many toilets too close together. Secondly, all these toilets are facing one another with barriers. Unless the people using these toilets are friends, we can’t imagine this going over well. The builders of this bathroom need to come up with better ideas.
You never have to worry about us using this restroom! There isn’t anyone alive that we would want to be that close to while trying to go to the bathroom.
The View
A toilet with a view. What else can you ask for? You can come out, use the restroom, and get some fresh air. We’re sure the birds, rodents, and all other forms of wildlife will be confused by what you’re doing, but your mind will be elsewhere. It would be so funny to be out there using the restroom and then a group of hikers accidentally walks up and sees you!
There is no doubt that this is easily the most peaceful toilet on the list, but we would still be a little nervous to go out there and use it.
Festivals
Festivals are a breeding ground for some of the most insane behavior you will ever see in your life. This photo is proof of that. This crowd was enjoying the music, and then for some reason, they thought it would be a good idea to crowd surf a portable toilet. We can see this going bad for so many reasons. We really hope that thing was empty and locked.
There is no way that this photo ended well. Also, we would like some context as to what’s going on. How did the toilet get to the front of the crowd in the first place?
Unlimited T-Paper
You would never have to worry about running out of toilet paper at this house. We can’t stop laughing at the fact that the roll of toilet paper is bigger than the toilet itself. We’re also a little concerned about just what these people are doing in that bathroom that they need this much paper. If the toilet ever overflows, they will certainly be ready to clean it up!
This photo is funnier than anything else on this list. We want to know where you even purchase something like this. It must cost an arm and a leg to buy something that big!
Boom
Whatever this person ate, we don’t want it! But seriously, this looks like the work of someone mischievous who has way too much time on their hands. Why go around and blow up toilets? We can just imagine really needing to use the toilet, walking to this one, and then it’s out of commission because someone decided to blow it up. To be honest, we’d probably break the rest of the toilet in frustration.
Jokes and pranks can be funny, but this one is overboard. We hope that no one was hurt when whatever damaged this toilet went off. Maybe everyone should try to keep pranks out of bathrooms!
For the Brave
This is a toilet for the bravest person in the world. That’s a boat in the background, and from the photo, it looks like it’s far down. We don’t know which bridge this toilet is on, but we know that we would be shaking too much to ever use it. It’s probably there for the workers who built the bridge. All we know is that you couldn’t pay us enough to use this toilet.
When you feel the urge to go, you have to go! It would be a shame if you had to go that high up in the air. That would be scary to do!
Lars Ulrich
This one is a big nope for us. Not only is it just weird, but it’s also absolutely terrifying. It looks like it would come to life in the middle of the night and walk around your house. That’s something we’re not willing to deal with. Also, it doesn’t look very comfortable. Whoever made this is clearly a big fan of Lars Ulrich, and that’s fine, but don’t expect us to use this toilet.
Sometimes people take being a fan to an insane level. This is one of those occasions. Everything about this toilet has horribly, dark energy. Hopefully, there is another bathroom in the house.
Furries
Furries are weird. People may think otherwise, but there is nothing normal about grown men and women proudly parading around in fur outfits. If we walked into this bathroom, we would quickly turn around. First, we would laugh until we couldn’t breathe, and then we’d leave. Then we would question if what we saw was even real to begin with! That would be a moment we would want to forget.
It’s wrong to make fun of people, we can agree with that, but this is just strange. What are these dudes even doing? Who planned this photo and who’s taking it?
Snakes On A...
This is like something out of a bad dream. There aren’t too many things that would be scarier than this. We would probably die if we lifted the toilet lid and a massive snake like this one was looking back at us. What are you supposed to do in this situation? Do you call the plumber, exterminator, or some snake specialist? We just hope we never had to deal with this.
We’re sure people down in Florida have this problem more than anyone. Warm states are great to visit, but things like this scare us away from ever moving to one.
Nothing Here Is Fine
If this is in a club, then we can only imagine the number of drunk people that go into this bathroom and fall over. This would be a crazy room to deal with while sober, it must be nearly impossible to walk in there while a little drunk. Also, we don’t even see the toilet. If a drunk person walks in there, they are going to try to pee in that sink!
We’re sure the designers thought this was fun and cool, but it just isn’t right for a bathroom. It’s way too nauseating. The writing on the mirror doesn’t make things any better!
A for Creativity
Creativity is in short supply these days. As horrifying and dirty as this toilet looks, we have to give them credit for thinking outside of the box on this one. The plastic patio chair is a nice touch. It makes the stone toilet look a little more presentable and classier in our opinion. It’s a shame that there isn’t a door to help give the people some needed privacy.
A makeshift toilet is better than no toilet at all. This looks like it's out in public somewhere. People always need to go to the bathroom in parks, and this person helped them!
Perfect for Freaks
Whoever built this bathroom just rushed through it to get it done. Why would anyone ever think that this would work? There’s no room for any sort of privacy or comfort. The urinals wouldn’t be so bad if that’s all there was, but the three toilets make it so much worse. The smells coming from this bathroom must be some of the worst on Earth! This is another bathroom we would gladly pass up using.
There’s no way that anyone uses this restroom. There’s no way that anyone could do so without it being awkward. Anyone who’s comfortable being that close to anyone when using the bathroom is a freak!
Video Game
This looks like something out of a video game. It feels like at any moment the lights are going to go out and you’ll be somewhere else, or someone else will appear in the room with you. The bathroom must have been an afterthought when they were building this building, and this was all the space that they had left. At least there’s a plunger for people to use. That’s nice!
The window above the toilet is giving us chills. What or who is up there? This would be the quickest bathroom trip in the world. We would be in and out in a flash.
As "Stranger" as It Gets
What is it with people and making toilets look like humans? There is nothing funny about needing to go to the bathroom and having to do so in a ceramic man’s lap. We’re starting to think there are some real creeps out there in the world. We want nothing to do with them. We really hope that these types of toilets are part of a trend that is going to spread across the globe.
We just hope that the man that the toilet resembles isn’t someone real. That would make using it even stranger. What if you were to come across them one day?